Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Shaq Challenges Steve Nash to Free Throw Contest for New Reality Show


Self-promotion aficionado and Cavaliers center Shaquille O'Neal has challenged former teammate Steve Nash to a free throw contest for his new reality show Shaq Vs. In the show, Shaq challenges various star athletes to competitions in their own sport.

Nash, a career 90% free throw shooter, remains hesitant to take his charisma-laden former teammate up on his offer. "I love Shaq. I can't wait to see him take on Albert Pujols in a home run derby or Michael Phelps in the pool. I just don't know if there's any way this turns out well."

When asked if perhaps he was biting off more than he could chew, Shaq answered, "Steve Nash can shoot some free throws, but he ain't no match for my delayed wrist flick."

In addition to a free throw contest with Steve Nash, O'Neal is trying to line up one more competition for his show. "I've already gotten in touch with Daniel Day Lewis' people about an acting contest. Come on Daniel, one production of 'Waiting for Godot' and we'll see what the critics have to say."

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