Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Michael Crabtree's Cousin Advises that he Jump off Bridge
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - As negotiations between the 49ers and their first round draft pick Michael Crabtree reached a boiling point Tuesday, the rookie's adviser and cousin made a statement that Crabtree, if necessary, would be willing to jump off the Golden Gate Bridge.
"My cousin-slash-client trusts my advice completely. If I tell him to jump, he asks how high. If I tell him to jump off a bridge, he asks which one."
Crabtree, who has sat out from 49ers training camp due to hostile contract negotiations, said that if the two sides cannot come to terms he will be forced to end his own life.
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