BOSTON, MA - - The Boston Celtics have come to terms to a six-million dollar contract over two years with a large baby. Weighing in at 7 kg at his birthing on Sunday, he has shown strong potential to match up alongside the premier forwards of the game. He will be available to back up Kevin Garnett in 2038.
"We are so lucky to have our little baby boy playing professional baskeeball," the power forward's mother said when questioned for comment. "Yes we are. Yes we are."
The baby and his agent had previously been in talks with the Denver Nuggets, whose scouts had set up their office tents outside of a Denver hospital where they found baby-phenom, LaPhonso Ellis.
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