Saturday, March 12, 2011

AJ Hawk Locked Out of Lambeau Field, Car


GREEN BAY, WS - The NFL lock-out commenced Saturday putting the 2011 season and the remainder of Green Bay Packer AJ Hawk's afternoon in jeopardy. Along with every NFL player, Hawk is no longer welcome in any NFL team facilities. Unfortunately for Hawk, he left his car keys in his locker just before labor negotiations dissolved.

As of this report, Hawk has failed to find any alternate entrances or scalable fences in order to regain access to Lambeau Field.

Earlier this year, bitter contract negotiations with AAA resulted in the Hawk canceling his subscription to the roadside service for 2011. According to sources familiar with the negotiations, the two sides could not come to an agreement on the number of complimentary tows Hawk would receive annually.

"Hopefully the Players Union and the owners can come to some sort of agreement in a reasonable time-frame," Hawk lamented to reporters, "otherwise my whole day is shot."

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