OSHKOSH, WI - Third grade student Donny Stubbs was abused and shunned by his peers Tuesday after incorrectly guessing the all time home run record holder. The eight year old boy, yearning to fit in, conjectured that Babe Ruth held the record.
Classmate Kevin McFeely was quick to scold the ignorant Stubbs. "It's Barry Bonds, and then it's Hank Aaron, and then Babe Ruth, faggot."
Donny Stubbs then claimed to have known about Barry Bonds, and that his Babe Ruth guess was a response to a question he thought he was being asked. This explanation was met with further degradation to his masculinity and intelligence.
"I'll probably start following sports more closely from now on," Stubbs contemplated to no one in particular during afternoon recess, "That could come in handy."
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